Monday, 1 March 2021

Still here...

I had planned to post on this blog weekly but COVID-19 and Lazy Mattel seem to be conspiring against me. 


How, you ask?


Well, as a bad asthmatic I feel like a sitting duck, waiting to catch the virus and die.  Morbid but true. 


And as for LM, their post-2014 ugly dolls, fashions, and playsets are everywhere and leave me dry and uninspired.


But, ironically these two things also drive me to want to post even more!


I must share my beautiful collection with people who will appreciate it. And I say that without bragging - it took me several years and the equivalent of house prices to get the dolls on my forever-expanding wishlist. Also, my biggest fear, should I succumb to this dreaded virus is that my family just chucks all my dolls in the garbage the minute I'm gone. Yes, really. They will throw them out.


Secondly I must make my voice heard for collectors like me who are appalled at the garbage Mattel is peddling to us. I never imagined that in 2021 Barbie would revert to smiley-faced, stiff-bodied, horribly-styled dolls. It's like they went back to the 70s and 80s for style and the 80s and 90s for generic, overused faces. For some reason, Mattel despise their adult collectors and basically ignore them.


So keep watching this space. I have so many thoughts on Barbie to share.

Tuesday, 8 September 2020

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times @Mattel... A rant

Mattel to me is such a contradiction in terms of its Barbie brand. At a time when it seemed to be moving forward in the right direction, for every one step forward, it took three giant leaps backward.


The Positives:


First of all, let's congratulate the brand on its move to diversify its dolls. Many little children the world over are now able to see themselves represented in real (not just token) ways as Barbie has moved beyond the lily-white-blonde archetype with one token Black friend (either Shani/Christie1/Nichelle/Christie2/Asha/Adria), Hispanic friend (Teresa), and Asian friend (either Kira/Lea) each to a wide array of races, colours, shapes, and sizes.


Photos below courtesy of Kattis Dolls.


    Barbie's token Black friend


Barbie's token Hispanic friend


Barbie's token Asian friend



As a Black doll-buyer I was fed up of every Black doll on the market at that time having the Asha face mold, or later, the Christie face mold and, much later, the Adria face mold. These were just iterations of the same character although I suppose Black consumers were to be glad that at least the Black dolls no longer looked like White dolls with White features dyed dark brown. Asha and Christie now had predominant Afro features although Mattel forgot to do away with the unrealistic long, wavy hair.

Fast forward to today and Barbie has evolved so that there is a much wider variety of dolls.  


There are also several different dolls of color - dolls of varying shades of Black and mixed-with-Black, and with Afro-kinky blowouts, cornrows, short hairstyles, and braids! There is even a doll with Vitiligo! 




My favourites from The Doll Evolves line are Rainbow Bright (with no matching articulated body anywhere to be found!!) and the 'Albino' doll. (I put Albino in quotes because I'm not convinced Mattel got that completely right, but hey, at least they attempted it!)



Secondly, kudos to Mattel for recognising that there are other colors out there beside pink. Young collectors today will never know the feeling of being fed up with all of Barbie's clothes and playsets painted in that nauseating pink color.


Thirdly - and I cautiously give them props for this because in my opinion they haven't gone far enough - Barbie is venturing into other careers beyond doctor, nurse, vet, and policewoman or, at the other end of the spectrum, ice skater or princess. I mean they're still promulgating these professions but they've now added others to the mix. I was so happy to see Barbie in the roles of ambulance driver and barista. This coffee shop playset is definitely on my wishlist! 


I'm still waiting, though, for a mechanic Barbie or at least Ken (just because I have been searching for years for a 1/6 scale roller thingee that they lie on to check under cars!)

But see, they made three great steps in the right direction: the diversification of dolls, the jettisoning of 'hurt-my-eyes-make-me-vomit' pink, and the expansion into other careers.

But Mattel, Mattel, Mattel... Can't you stay on the path of progress?? Must you always give with one hand and take with the other??


The Negatives:


Not only did The Doll Evolves line usher in a wave of diversity, it also heralded a backward step in terms of lack of articulation. So although I was glad to see curvy, tall and short bodies, these new bodies are the ugliest ones ever produced by Mattel, (just behind the 'Hobbit' bodies). Stiff arms and legs have reverted Barbie to mannequin status. 

At first I spent so much effort and money trying to find articulated matches for these dolls but then I just stopped buying them altogether. Trying to diversify my Barbie community by adding the new faces wasn't worth the trouble.


And too, and perhaps my greatest beef with Mattel, the Barbie brand has returned to a smiley face doll. If you've read any of my previous posts, you would know how much I hate smiley faces. So instead of modern dolls with expression and a little 'tude, we get dolls which seem to me to be a host of airheaded, blithering idiots. THIS IS MY OPINION - DON'T @ ME DEFENDING THESE STUPID SMILEY FACES!! I'm not saying their faces need to look like Fashion Royalty dolls, (because frankly I hate those  mean-looking dolls) but they convey a fierceness Mattel dolls have lost. Even their collector lines are showing up with these goofy-toothy grins. Ugh.


Don't even get me started on the ugly, bug-eyed Chelsea dolls... what the hell happened to the cute-as-a-button Kelly dolls?


Thirdly, what is with these face-ups nowadays???? I'm not talking about lack of eyeshadow and lip color which I already gripe about continually - I'm referring to the fact that Mattel now seems to have employed 5-year olds to paint Barbie's face with crayons!! 'Cause that's what it looks like to me.

I know the vast majority of Barbie collectors on IG are new to collecting, a lot of them (re-)discovering Barbie with The Doll Evolves line, but come on! How can you accept Barbie going from a face like the blonde Goddess from the Barbie Basics line to the petite AA BMR1959 line? How can you mess up the Claudette face mold, Mattel? A face which looks good in any shade and Mattel manages to 'uglify' what should have been a fierce, spunky Nicki Minaj look-a-like in a petite, dark-chocolate-coated package.



That was the last straw for me. I am not buying any more Mattel dolls. I do not support this new direction. The brand has completely overlooked on purpose its adult collectors who valued style, quality and elegance in their dolls.

Saturday, 18 April 2020

I Can't Seem To Bond With These Dolls...

Have you ever bought a doll only to discover that you don't much like it? That has happened to me a few times. I snatched up dolls I thought I really wanted or I thought were going to sell out fast, only for me to realize I don't like them.

Now the dilemma - still add them to my doll community with minor roles or sell them? (I've never sold a doll before because the shipping costs where I live are prohibitive.) I'm between 2 minds...

Here are some of the dolls I can't seem to bond with:

This fashionista was cute in the promo pics but, having her in hand, I'm not a fan.


I was so sure I was going to love this girl. Before I got her I had been liking pictures of her that other people posted online. Then I got her and... meh. I even put her on an mtm body to see if my liking for her would increase with articulation but to no avail.


This doll is my most disappointing purchase. I like the Bambi facemold just fine. A doll with a short haircut? Yes! Bangs? Sure. But somehow Mattel managed to mess this face up. I don't know what it is...maybe her eyes are too big for her face. Whatever it is, I can't seem to grow fond of her.


Which dolls do you regret buying?

Saturday, 15 February 2020

Mattel's Inspiring Women series

Barbie created an Inspiring Women series which celebrates women who have made strides in their fields and broken down barriers for women across age, race and religion, particularly in traditionally male-dominated areas.

And while I salute them for highlighting the contribution of women to society, I didn't buy any of the dolls, simply because they used generic face molds instead of facial likenesses. I mean, I do like Frida Kahlo using the Nichelle mold but the others are 'meh' to me. I confess too that I like and appreciate the Rosa Parks doll using one of the new fashionista molds, but I was most disappointed with Amelia Earhart using the Mackie mold. 




So here we are with the two latest releases, a Generation Girl Billie Jean and a Louboutin Florence Nightingale.





What do you think of the Inspiring Women series? Which ones have you gotten and which are on your wish-list?










Saturday, 18 January 2020

Boom! Mattel 2020! First out the blocks is the 40th Anniversary Black Barbie Doll!

It's a new year and Mattel has started it right!

I've been so underwhelmed recently about their lackluster, ugly, googly-eyed, toothy playline dolls but it seems they've stepped up their game in 2020 with their collector dolls.

Here are promo pics of the 40th Anniversary Black Barbie. She is stunning, using the Selma sculpt with those gorgeous full lips. And, woo chile, the 'fro is giving me life! Her dress is an updated version of the First Black Barbie and she is rocking it with her model muse body. Love her!




Photos courtesy of @papusilemele and @prettydollzinc on IG

Saturday, 9 November 2019

Don't read if you actually like the #BMR1959 line...!

So Mattel dropped their BMR1959 line and except for the AA curvy girl, they are all pretty 'meh' for me.


First up is my favorite out of this line. This face is gorgeous and makeup is on point. 
(No ugly light pink lipstick on a dark skin Barbie - yay!)
For me, she's the only one worth having.


Second is Babs. For me, she's just 'ok'. I'm not a fan of smiling dolls or blonde dolls so she wasn't on my radar...until I saw her glammed up on the IG page of serendipitous_wine_n_coffee here.


Next up is the bombshell of a doll that Mattel dropped on us. They really took a risk with this one, which I commend them for - they have been playing it safe (read: boring) for too long. 
But how are conservative parents not screaming bloody murder? 
Most collectors, though, seem to love him. 
Me? Not sure yet. His face is so beautiful, he reminds me of Mr Jay on ANTM.
But, Mattel, how in the name of all that is holy do you have his face beat to the heavens but your "fashionistas" don't have a scrap of makeup on them?????!!! Can we get this face up on other dolls??? THIS is a face - not those boring, makeup-less, earrings-less, ugly smiling faces you call Fashionistas!! 
That said, I'd probably only get him to re-body one of my Kens and I told myself I wasn't buying expensive dolls for their bodies anymore. Mattel just needs to sell articulated bodies IN EVERY SHADE!!


Now, I like the concept of Blasian (Black + Asian)...if that's what this girl is supposed to be... but the execution is terrible. 
Her braids are nice but this is one of the few Mbili faces that didn't impress me. 
A 'fail' for me.


Oh dear, Lazy Mattel couldn't be bothered to come up with another male sculpt so here's a recycled face with a man-bun. Blah.
Again, I'd just get him to re-body another doll and I'm not throwing money at Mattel until they start listening to their adult collectors. 
How is it that Integrity Fashion Royalty can come up with a gazillion male sculpts but Lazy Mattel only has like 5??? Ugh.


The most disappointing doll of this new line, though, is Kira. 
What a chance they had with this, bringing back a much loved face... and they go and spoil it. She looks even more cartoony than the Kiras from the 90s. Sigh.


Overall, I'd give this line 2.5 out of 6 stars.


Wednesday, 26 June 2019

Let's talk M2M (Made to Move) - A Rant

Dear Mattel,

What's going on with the M2M bodies? It's been a couple years now since they debuted but, far from the expectations of your market, they haven't shown up in all shades and colors. I say that to say...where is the M2M body for Rainbow Bright?????


You clearly don't know your adult collectors at all, seeing as how we like to be able to re-dress and pose our dolls and these stiff bodies you force on us don't make that easy to do.

Some of us have been creative and tried to repaint the Camping Fun AA Barbie in a darker shade while others just transplanted her head onto that body without repainting, trying to ignore the shade mismatch.



How far behind your market are you?? No wonder you're losing ground to other doll manufacturers!

And while we're on unavailability of made to move bodies, what is up with Orange Top?? She sold out faster than all the others so that scalpers are charging an arm and a leg for her now!! Have you forgotten that countless older dolls that you produced come in this shade??? Meanwhile, blue top and blue yoga top that match maybe 5 dolls between them are in endless supply.



Seriously, who is in charge over there at Mattel???? Can we say CLUELESS????!!!!



Saturday, 20 April 2019

WTF Mattel


Have you ever bought a doll and noticed its imperfections right away? Maybe the eyes or lips aren't painted/printed well or something similar. #wtfMattel is an actual hashtag because Mattel often produces poor quality dolls.

Recently, two dolls that I bought had me saying #wtfMattel. The barista Ken's face and the PUMA girl's lips make me want to scream...especially since I paid good money for that PUMA doll!



Thursday, 4 April 2019

Jackpot x 2!


I recently acquired 2 dolls that have been on my wishlist since I got into collecting. Coincidentally, they came within a few weeks of each other and they are both Oriental dolls. 

The first is the second doll in the I Love Barbie Shanghai series, and the second is the United Colors of Benetton Beijing doll.


I Love Barbie Shanghai



The two Shanghai dolls



Beijing Barbie


I haven't even de-boxed them yet as I'm still marveling that I got them and that they're so beautiful!

Thank you, sellers! They're both in excellent condition.

Adwoa Aboah's Shero doll



Please, Mattel! This doll must make it to production!

Didn't I say that when they care to, Mattel can create an excellent likeness?? This is the genius we collectors see too little of over at Mattel. 

This is the Adwoa Aboah Shero doll and she is everything I look for in a doll - non blonde, non smiley face, short hair, freckles, captivating eyes and beautiful makeup. Plus, she's articulated!

I guarantee doll collectors everywhere will love this doll.

Please don't disappoint, Mattel!

Finally!... sort of...