Monday, 1 March 2021
Still here...
Tuesday, 8 September 2020
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times @Mattel... A rant
Mattel to me is such a contradiction in terms of its Barbie brand. At a time when it seemed to be moving forward in the right direction, for every one step forward, it took three giant leaps backward.
The Positives:
First of all, let's congratulate the brand on its move to diversify its dolls. Many little children the world over are now able to see themselves represented in real (not just token) ways as Barbie has moved beyond the lily-white-blonde archetype with one token Black friend (either Shani/Christie1/Nichelle/Christie2/Asha/Adria), Hispanic friend (Teresa), and Asian friend (either Kira/Lea) each to a wide array of races, colours, shapes, and sizes.
Photos below courtesy of Kattis Dolls.
Barbie's token Black friend
Barbie's token Hispanic friend
Barbie's token Asian friend
Secondly, kudos to Mattel for recognising that there are other colors out there beside pink. Young collectors today will never know the feeling of being fed up with all of Barbie's clothes and playsets painted in that nauseating pink color.
Thirdly - and I cautiously give them props for this because in my opinion they haven't gone far enough - Barbie is venturing into other careers beyond doctor, nurse, vet, and policewoman or, at the other end of the spectrum, ice skater or princess. I mean they're still promulgating these professions but they've now added others to the mix. I was so happy to see Barbie in the roles of ambulance driver and barista. This coffee shop playset is definitely on my wishlist!
I'm still waiting, though, for a mechanic Barbie or at least Ken (just because I have been searching for years for a 1/6 scale roller thingee that they lie on to check under cars!)
But see, they made three great steps in the right direction: the diversification of dolls, the jettisoning of 'hurt-my-eyes-make-me-vomit' pink, and the expansion into other careers.
But Mattel, Mattel, Mattel... Can't you stay on the path of progress?? Must you always give with one hand and take with the other??
The Negatives:
Not only did The Doll Evolves line usher in a wave of diversity, it also heralded a backward step in terms of lack of articulation. So although I was glad to see curvy, tall and short bodies, these new bodies are the ugliest ones ever produced by Mattel, (just behind the 'Hobbit' bodies). Stiff arms and legs have reverted Barbie to mannequin status.
At first I spent so much effort and money trying to find articulated matches for these dolls but then I just stopped buying them altogether. Trying to diversify my Barbie community by adding the new faces wasn't worth the trouble.
And too, and perhaps my greatest beef with Mattel, the Barbie brand has returned to a smiley face doll. If you've read any of my previous posts, you would know how much I hate smiley faces. So instead of modern dolls with expression and a little 'tude, we get dolls which seem to me to be a host of airheaded, blithering idiots. THIS IS MY OPINION - DON'T @ ME DEFENDING THESE STUPID SMILEY FACES!! I'm not saying their faces need to look like Fashion Royalty dolls, (because frankly I hate those mean-looking dolls) but they convey a fierceness Mattel dolls have lost. Even their collector lines are showing up with these goofy-toothy grins. Ugh.
Don't even get me started on the ugly, bug-eyed Chelsea dolls... what the hell happened to the cute-as-a-button Kelly dolls?
Thirdly, what is with these face-ups nowadays???? I'm not talking about lack of eyeshadow and lip color which I already gripe about continually - I'm referring to the fact that Mattel now seems to have employed 5-year olds to paint Barbie's face with crayons!! 'Cause that's what it looks like to me.
I know the vast majority of Barbie collectors on IG are new to collecting, a lot of them (re-)discovering Barbie with The Doll Evolves line, but come on! How can you accept Barbie going from a face like the blonde Goddess from the Barbie Basics line to the petite AA BMR1959 line? How can you mess up the Claudette face mold, Mattel? A face which looks good in any shade and Mattel manages to 'uglify' what should have been a fierce, spunky Nicki Minaj look-a-like in a petite, dark-chocolate-coated package.
That was the last straw for me. I am not buying any more Mattel dolls. I do not support this new direction. The brand has completely overlooked on purpose its adult collectors who valued style, quality and elegance in their dolls.
Saturday, 18 April 2020
I Can't Seem To Bond With These Dolls...
Now the dilemma - still add them to my doll community with minor roles or sell them? (I've never sold a doll before because the shipping costs where I live are prohibitive.) I'm between 2 minds...
Here are some of the dolls I can't seem to bond with:
This fashionista was cute in the promo pics but, having her in hand, I'm not a fan.
I was so sure I was going to love this girl. Before I got her I had been liking pictures of her that other people posted online. Then I got her and... meh. I even put her on an mtm body to see if my liking for her would increase with articulation but to no avail.
This doll is my most disappointing purchase. I like the Bambi facemold just fine. A doll with a short haircut? Yes! Bangs? Sure. But somehow Mattel managed to mess this face up. I don't know what it is...maybe her eyes are too big for her face. Whatever it is, I can't seem to grow fond of her.
Which dolls do you regret buying?
Saturday, 15 February 2020
Mattel's Inspiring Women series
Saturday, 18 January 2020
Boom! Mattel 2020! First out the blocks is the 40th Anniversary Black Barbie Doll!
Saturday, 9 November 2019
Don't read if you actually like the #BMR1959 line...!
Wednesday, 26 June 2019
Let's talk M2M (Made to Move) - A Rant
What's going on with the M2M bodies? It's been a couple years now since they debuted but, far from the expectations of your market, they haven't shown up in all shades and colors. I say that to say...where is the M2M body for Rainbow Bright?????
You clearly don't know your adult collectors at all, seeing as how we like to be able to re-dress and pose our dolls and these stiff bodies you force on us don't make that easy to do.
Some of us have been creative and tried to repaint the Camping Fun AA Barbie in a darker shade while others just transplanted her head onto that body without repainting, trying to ignore the shade mismatch.
How far behind your market are you?? No wonder you're losing ground to other doll manufacturers!
And while we're on unavailability of made to move bodies, what is up with Orange Top?? She sold out faster than all the others so that scalpers are charging an arm and a leg for her now!! Have you forgotten that countless older dolls that you produced come in this shade??? Meanwhile, blue top and blue yoga top that match maybe 5 dolls between them are in endless supply.
Saturday, 20 April 2019
WTF Mattel
Thursday, 4 April 2019
Jackpot x 2!
Adwoa Aboah's Shero doll
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